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18 January 2015

Plight of the Pandaren

Meet Pguinto, a pandaren Holy priest on realm Frostmourne-US. When not administering hugs on short notice, he likes to disrupt the operations of the Iron Horde with other, like-minded adventurers. Thus far, he enjoys life and what it has to offer, but has recently noticed smoke on the horizon.

Living on a PvP (player-versus-player) server, Pguinto has had his share of being ganked, but has noticed its worsening since his entrance to Draenor. Now, when he survives another day unscathed, he breathes a sigh of relief for not needing to die to a random Alliance adventurer, killing him for reasons he cannot fathom. Unfortunately, this fearful experience is common to all Wandering Isle pandaren, Huojin and Tushui alike.


Description
Common name: Pandaren
Scientific name: Ailuropoda sapiens
AUCN conservation status: Endangered
Estimated individuals remaining worldwide: 1.1 million (6.3%)

10 June 2014

Gatecrash Investigation: A Wrinkle in Time [Documentary Transcript]

The trial of Garrosh Hellscream. The world's most wanted war criminal is due to answer for his many atrocities.

Lorewalker Pao: What a tense atmosphere it must have had! Needless to say, the whole thing was a powder keg ready to go off.


Suddenly, during Garrosh's crucial sentencing, a storm breaks out in the courtroom, with no apparent reason why. In the midst of the chaos, the Accused is nowhere to be found. Investigators are to uncover a minor flaw in the procedures and a plot to span the ages.

Anduin Wrynn: It felt quite surreal, to have held yourself as you died...

GATECRASH INVESTIGATION

This is a true story. It is based on "official reports" and "eyewitness accounts".

N.B. Spoilers for World of Warcraft: War Crimes after the jump

A WRINKLE IN TIME

21 May 2014

Azeroth v Hellscream [31] ToWT 1 [Law Report]

TEMPLE OF THE WHITE TIGER
Pandaria

N.B. Spoilers for World of Warcraft: War Crimes after the jump

Case title
Azeroth v Hellscream
Medium neutral citation
[31] ToWT 1
Year of decision
ES 31
Jurisdiction
Customary international law - Criminal
Before
Yu’lon (juror)
Xuen (juror)
Chi-Ji (juror)
Niuzao (juror)
Taran Zhu (fa’shua (judge))
Parties
Pandaria (prosecution)
Grand Alliance (prosecution)
Horde (prosecution)
Red Dragonflight (prosecution)
Garrosh Hellscream (Accused)
Chu’shao (counsel)
Tyrande Whisperwind (Accuser)
Baine Bloodhoof (Defender)

Charges
Charge
Plea
Genocide
Nolo contendere (no contest)
Murder
Nolo contendere
Forcible transfer of population
Nolo contendere
Enforced disappearance of individuals
Nolo contendere
Enslavement
Nolo contendere
Abduction of children
Nolo contendere
Torture
Nolo contendere
Killing of prisoners
Nolo contendere
Forced pregnancy
Nolo contendere
Wanton destruction of cities, towns, and villages not justified by military or civilian necessity
Nolo contendere

13 May 2014

Guide to the Pandarian Judiciary [Brochure]

Welcome to Pandaria's court system! If you are reading this, you are probably sitting a court session right now. The Pandaren population prides itself in its judiciary, delivering a fair and well-considered outcome for all.

The foundation on which Pandaria's justice system is built is the rule of law, that no one person is above justice. Pandaria thus takes due process seriously, and will do that necessary to uphold it. To help make sure you do not find yourself at the wrong side of dungeon bars, please read on.

N.B. Spoilers for World of Warcraft: War Crimes after the jump

Judge, jury and executioner
Pandaria acknowledges foreign court systems in which the one person, usually the head of state, ultimately decides the fate of the Accused (defendant). However, in keeping with the rule of law, Pandaria separates its roles:

    27 September 2013

    Guide to the Siege of Orgrimmar Ending Cinematics

    This is it; the Siege of Orgrimmar, as well as the (substantial) Mists of Pandaria expansion, concludes. The final cinematic may only be two or so minutes, yet it is steeped in context and prior lore.

    Take it all at face value and much will be missed. However, armed with the right knowledge, not only can these events be fully appreciated, but insights into Azeroth's future can even be gained...

    N.B. Spoilers for the Siege of Orgrimmar raid after the jump
    N.B. Unless otherwise noted, references to "execution" refer to the execution of the death penalty

    The (obligatory) synopsis
    As is to be expected of any partisan affair, the Horde and Alliance each have their own version, although much of the experience is shared.

    21 September 2012

    Eulogy at the Funeral of Kinndy Sparkshine [Eulogy]

    As delivered by Archmage Jaina Proudmoore


    Apprentice Kinndy Sparkshine… how so full of potential you held. To see your life – and living – cut short by a most heinous, brutal, and cowardly of ways to wage war… it shocks me, and no doubt all others of reason, down to the very essence of the being. Even though you have passed on, dearest Kinndy, your legacy yet lingers, one that may well herald peace in this world mired in conflict.

    You had always showed a passion for your studies, Kinndy. Your youthful energy, unrestrained like the arcane itself, got you through your gruelling readings and lab sessions. It had fed the asking of endless questions on the most mundane. <Caesura for laughs> And, perhaps, it had galvanised your optimism for the future, one of quiet devotion to magic, innocent of the horrors of battle…

    18 September 2012

    ARCANE EXPLOSION [News Article]

    WorldMap-DustwallowMarshScenarioAlliance

    Horde razes Alliance-controlled Theramore Isle with both sides committing fully to War
    Warchief Garrosh Hellscream questioned over tactics used

    [Pguinto-Frostmourne-US], 17th day of 9(1) KC 621
    N.B. Spoilers for Golden, C (2012) (World of Warcraft: Jaina Proudmoore: Tides of War) after the jump

    RUINS OF THERAMORE – The Horde attacked Theramore Isle today in the latest development of the Alliance-Horde War. Despite historical reluctance, this attack drew fully the Grand Alliance into it for the first time.

    The razing was intended to weaken the morale of the Alliance; instead, the violation of sovereignty gave reason to fully commit.